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kamml posted 01-31-2002 05:49 PM ET (US)
Reasons Why Fishing in a Whaler Is Better Than Sex . . .
1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together.
8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Ken

Arch Autenreith posted 01-31-2002 05:55 PM ET (US)
Excellent, kamml. Lot's of friends I have to forward this too. This isn't copywrited, is it? ;-)
Arch
yankee posted 01-31-2002 07:03 PM ET (US)
The Whaler never complains when you friends want a ride.
kamml posted 02-01-2002 07:13 AM ET (US)
This was sent to me by a local Tackle Shop, I wouldn't believe there would be any copy protection, the e-mail didn't indicate any. Ken
JFM posted 02-01-2002 10:58 AM ET (US)
If you saw my wife you would change your mind! Regards, Jay
Chesapeake posted 02-01-2002 02:15 PM ET (US)
Jay:
Please post picture of wife and boat...
JFM posted 02-01-2002 04:53 PM ET (US)
http://freeweb.supereva.it/italianwomen/sofia_loren/001.shtml
http://images.traderonline.com/img/6/dealer/923393/1522029_1.jpg
Tastefully Kidding, Jay
Arch Autenreith posted 02-01-2002 08:04 PM ET (US)
Where's the boat? ;-)
WSTEFFENS posted 02-02-2002 01:07 AM ET (US)
THE BOAT NEVER ASK'S "ARE YOU DONE YET?"
Draftmanswife posted 02-02-2002 01:25 AM ET (US)
Yeh jay, how 'bout the pic, after all, that's how I had to get married to start with!:):):)
Regards, Janis;)
Arch Autenreith posted 02-02-2002 05:52 AM ET (US)
duh. I didn't click on the second url (the boat).
Mike posted 02-02-2002 11:53 PM ET (US)
The Whaler's beam doesn't keep getting broader.

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Author	Topic: Why fishing in a Whaler is better than sex
kamml	posted 01-31-2002 05:49 PM ET (US) Reasons Why Fishing in a Whaler Is Better Than Sex . . . 1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. 2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. 3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing. 4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. 5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago. 6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. 7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together. 8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. 9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. 10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment. 12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. 13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. 14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. 15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. 16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?" Ken
Arch Autenreith	posted 01-31-2002 05:55 PM ET (US) Excellent, kamml. Lot's of friends I have to forward this too. This isn't copywrited, is it? ;-) Arch
yankee	posted 01-31-2002 07:03 PM ET (US) The Whaler never complains when you friends want a ride.
kamml	posted 02-01-2002 07:13 AM ET (US) This was sent to me by a local Tackle Shop, I wouldn't believe there would be any copy protection, the e-mail didn't indicate any. Ken
JFM	posted 02-01-2002 10:58 AM ET (US) If you saw my wife you would change your mind! Regards, Jay
Chesapeake	posted 02-01-2002 02:15 PM ET (US) Jay: Please post picture of wife and boat...
JFM	posted 02-01-2002 04:53 PM ET (US) http://freeweb.supereva.it/italianwomen/sofia_loren/001.shtml http://images.traderonline.com/img/6/dealer/923393/1522029_1.jpg Tastefully Kidding, Jay
Arch Autenreith	posted 02-01-2002 08:04 PM ET (US) Where's the boat? ;-)
WSTEFFENS	posted 02-02-2002 01:07 AM ET (US) THE BOAT NEVER ASK'S "ARE YOU DONE YET?"
Draftmanswife	posted 02-02-2002 01:25 AM ET (US) Yeh jay, how 'bout the pic, after all, that's how I had to get married to start with!:):):) Regards, Janis;)
Arch Autenreith	posted 02-02-2002 05:52 AM ET (US) duh. I didn't click on the second url (the boat).
Mike	posted 02-02-2002 11:53 PM ET (US) The Whaler's beam doesn't keep getting broader.