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kamml posted 01-31-2002 05:49 PM ET (US)   Profile for kamml   Send Email to kamml  
Reasons Why Fishing in a Whaler Is Better Than Sex . . .
1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together.
8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Arch Autenreith posted 01-31-2002 05:55 PM ET (US)     Profile for Arch Autenreith  Send Email to Arch Autenreith     
Excellent, kamml. Lot's of friends I have to forward this too. This isn't copywrited, is it? ;-)


yankee posted 01-31-2002 07:03 PM ET (US)     Profile for yankee  Send Email to yankee     
The Whaler never complains when you friends want a ride.
kamml posted 02-01-2002 07:13 AM ET (US)     Profile for kamml  Send Email to kamml     
This was sent to me by a local Tackle Shop, I wouldn't believe there would be any copy protection, the e-mail didn't indicate any. Ken
JFM posted 02-01-2002 10:58 AM ET (US)     Profile for JFM  Send Email to JFM     
If you saw my wife you would change your mind! Regards, Jay
Chesapeake posted 02-01-2002 02:15 PM ET (US)     Profile for Chesapeake  Send Email to Chesapeake     

Please post picture of wife and boat...

JFM posted 02-01-2002 04:53 PM ET (US)     Profile for JFM  Send Email to JFM
Tastefully Kidding, Jay
Arch Autenreith posted 02-01-2002 08:04 PM ET (US)     Profile for Arch Autenreith  Send Email to Arch Autenreith     
Where's the boat? ;-)
WSTEFFENS posted 02-02-2002 01:07 AM ET (US)     Profile for WSTEFFENS  Send Email to WSTEFFENS     
Draftmanswife posted 02-02-2002 01:25 AM ET (US)     Profile for Draftmanswife  Send Email to Draftmanswife     
Yeh jay, how 'bout the pic, after all, that's how I had to get married to start with!:):):)
Regards, Janis;)
Arch Autenreith posted 02-02-2002 05:52 AM ET (US)     Profile for Arch Autenreith  Send Email to Arch Autenreith     
duh. I didn't click on the second url (the boat).
Mike posted 02-02-2002 11:53 PM ET (US)     Profile for Mike  Send Email to Mike     
The Whaler's beam doesn't keep getting broader.

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