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bigz posted 03-17-2000 06:12 AM ET (US)
An Irishman's Philosophy:
There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die, there are two things to worry about:
Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands
with all your friends, then you won't have time to worry!

lhg posted 03-17-2000 01:57 PM ET (US)
How's this:
"A BOSTON WHALER OWNER'S PHILOSOPHY"
There are only two things to worry about:
Either you own a BOSTON WHALER or you own some other boat.
If you own a BOSTON WHALER, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you don't own a BOSTON WHALER, there are two things to worry about:
Either you get a BOSTON WHALER soon or you will sink.
If you get a Boston Whaler soon, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you sink, then there are two things to worry about:
Either you will survive & then buy a BOSTON WHALER, or you will drown.
If you survive and buy a BOSTON WHALER, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you drown, then there are two things to worry about:
You will either go to Heaven or you will go to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, you will be lucky enough to meet thousands of happy BOSTON WHALER owners, and have nothing to worry about.
But if you go to Hell, you will be where you deserve, for being so stupid in the first place.

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Author	Topic: Happy St. Patty's Day to all you Whalers
bigz	posted 03-17-2000 06:12 AM ET (US) An Irishman's Philosophy: There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about: Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are two things to worry about: Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell. If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with all your friends, then you won't have time to worry!
lhg	posted 03-17-2000 01:57 PM ET (US) How's this: "A BOSTON WHALER OWNER'S PHILOSOPHY" There are only two things to worry about: Either you own a BOSTON WHALER or you own some other boat. If you own a BOSTON WHALER, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you don't own a BOSTON WHALER, there are two things to worry about: Either you get a BOSTON WHALER soon or you will sink. If you get a Boston Whaler soon, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you sink, then there are two things to worry about: Either you will survive & then buy a BOSTON WHALER, or you will drown. If you survive and buy a BOSTON WHALER, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you drown, then there are two things to worry about: You will either go to Heaven or you will go to Hell. If you go to Heaven, you will be lucky enough to meet thousands of happy BOSTON WHALER owners, and have nothing to worry about. But if you go to Hell, you will be where you deserve, for being so stupid in the first place.