posted 05-01-2001 09:32 PM ET (US)
Here's a true launching ramp story that I suppose belongs in this section. As background, I should say that often people dock their trailer based boats for a season at a marina, and the marina lets them park the empty trailer in an on-premises lot for the season.So one Sunday evening about an hour before dark, I pull my Whaler back into the dock at the Port Sheldon launching ramp, about 10 miles south of Grand Haven Michigan, after a day on the water. On the other side of the dock is big Go-fast boat, about 30' with twin Mercruiser 502's, etc, sitting there with the engine covers up.
As we get the Whaler back on the trailer, I ask the guy what he's waiting for.
He says "one of my engines went out, and I had to idle in here. I'm out of Grand Haven, about 10 miles up the Lake Michigan shore. I'm waiting for one of my buddies to come an get me with a trailer, so we can get the boat back to it's slip."
So I thought, "allright, sounds reasonable" and finished up loading the Whaler to head home.
Then his friend pulls in with his trailer, or so I thought.
I look at it and quickly ask "that can't be THE trailer for THAT boat?"
The trailer is a light weight dual axle, 13" wheels, painted EZ loader or something similar, about 5 years old, with a rating of about 4000 lbs, for about a 20-22'boat.
Dumb as I am, "I say I think your trailer's a little small for your boat".
To which his buddy says, "Oh, it's not HIS trailer - he doesn't trail that boat. It's too big and heavy".
Seeing the totally confused look on my face, the friend says "I just borrowed it from his Marina parking lot. There's a whole bunch of trailers left there over the summer".
So I say, "did the owner know what a heavy boat (I estimate about 9000lbs) you're going to put on his trailer?"
He says "Oh, hell no, I just took it. The guy will never know the difference when he puts his boat back on it this October." (This is in July)
I said, "But's it's way too small and short".
You're going to trash that trailer if you put THAT boat on it"
He says "well, it's the biggest one I could get, so it will have to do. It should work out just fine"
So I think this is going to be interesting to see what these two Bozos do next!
The pickup truck backs the trailer in the water, the guy revs up the one engine still running and jambs the boat on the bunk trailer as far as it will go. The trailer creaks, groans and makes other not good sounds, and settles down real low. They hook the winch as best they can. Truck pulls the whole load up and as the boat weight floats on to the trailer, the frame collapses front to back where the tongue connects, one of the front trailer tires blows out from the weight as boat comes up the ramp. The last 6' are hanging right off the back of the trailer, the rear cross member sags almost down to the ground, and a spring snaps, allowing the frame to slam down on the axles directly.
So here they are, looking at the boat sitting crooked on the trailer, which is basically destroyed and scaping on the ground.
Standing there in total disbelief,
I said "now what are you guys going to do?"
The guy with the gold chain says "Oh, no sweat, we'll just go slow and take the back roads. The cops aren't out this time of the evening (now dark), the Marina's closed so we'll just re-launch her up there and put the trailer back. The guy will never know the difference until October."
While I'm still shaking my head, off they go, slowly, one blown tire being shredded on the rim, other 3 tires down to the rims, trailer frame scaping and dragging the ground, sparks and all. Have often wondered it they made it. Then there's the poor guy that owned the trailer! I'd give anything for the look on his face when he saw it!