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logan posted 01-13-2003 03:58 AM ET (US)   Profile for logan   Send Email to logan  
I thought I would take a moment to tell you all about a recent trip I took in my 13 footer. I would like to apologize upfront for spelling/grammatical errors I may have missed.

A friend and I decided to go out hunting the other day. We were originally looking for deer but were unable to find any.(often you can spot them from the boat, beach and then shoot them). By the time we had cruised the beaches about 25 miles away from town it was getting to be about 1pm (in south east AK it gets dark at 330 this time of year) my friend spotted a seal (he is native so it was legal and yes I know they are cute) anyway he gets the seal and cleans it. Its about 2pm now and starting to get dark so we load up and start to head out, but alas trusty if not tired 1990 40hp Suzuki is unable to push my beloved if not a little soggy whaler loaded down with a pair of 250+ lb humans and a bout 200 lbs of seal up onto plain.

WOT is only getting me about 10 knots and doing a little in head calculating my remaining 6 gallons in my main and 5 in reserve will not get me back to town. We plugged along for a while in the waning twilight until it is decided to bone the carcass as the load is lightened I am finely able to plain by coming down the front side of the 4 foot high long rolling seas that are fortunately following us in. By the time we are about 1/3rd the way into town the sky is dark and a little rain is falling. (We would have stopped and camped but my friend was going to be flying out in the early morning and the weather was going to get much worse.) So we pulled out the spotlights and the Mag light. We went along like this using the spotlights and Mag light until within about 10 mints of each other the lights all went out. Using what night vision we could muster we picked our way through the many rocks and kelp beds (I had to clear kelp out of the prop once) until the flashing light of the airport could be seen we went in like this the rest of the way until we were finely able to see from the reflected lights of town. We stopped at a friend's house and dropped some of my gear and then went the rest of the way to town. About 50 feet from the dock my primary tank went dry.

Just a little reminder that the unexpected can and does happen out there, and even though we are piloting some of the safest boats out there it still takes good seamanship and common sense to make it in. Thinking about fuel consumption, speed, seas, load, and time of day at all times during your outings will save lives, egos, and keep you out of those close calls.

tabasco posted 01-13-2003 09:15 AM ET (US)     Profile for tabasco  Send Email to tabasco     
That's what you get for killing a defenseless seal
hooter posted 01-13-2003 11:16 AM ET (US)     Profile for hooter    
Yeah, defenseless and CUTE, too, Ah bet. They probably look real cute in a iron pot or floured and seasoned up nice, fryin’ in a skillet!

Loved your tale, logan, and really liked hearin' about a Whaler being used for something other than makin’ racket or impressin' the pocketbook. We've been killin' defenseless critters out of Whalers down here since Ah or my boys can remember. Ate ever damn one of'em, too, or gave them t’friends who would. Just before night-fall, we’ll run the reef banks or the cuts in the marsh lookin' f'deer, pig and coon on the li'l ridges and levies. Sounds about like what you were doin'. Never been too caught up in what color vinyl graphics our boats had on'em, either (had t'chuckle at a couple recent posts about such things). Sounds like you knew the limits of your gear, fuel and weather and acted appropriately (although y'might consider keepin' a clip-on 12V spotlight in yer rig). Papa'd be proud. Seal any good in a gumbo? Never had a chance t'try it. Down our way, we do kill an'eat deers, hogs, squirls, otters, 'coons and nutria-rats (like a short-haired marshy marmot), t'name a few. Thanks for sharin' the adventure.

Arch Autenreith posted 01-13-2003 11:20 AM ET (US)     Profile for Arch Autenreith  Send Email to Arch Autenreith     
Totally uncalled for tabasco.

Nice story logan.

Arch

prj posted 01-13-2003 12:41 PM ET (US)     Profile for prj  Send Email to prj     
Fine story and nice imagery logan. I always envy the coasties referencing well spread swells. As a "lakeboater", chop is all I get to see.

I guess we can assume that either a) tabasco is a vegan or b) He only eats the beasts that put up a defense. Wonder which those are?

prxmid posted 01-13-2003 12:59 PM ET (US)     Profile for prxmid  Send Email to prxmid     
Great action story. Those are the trips that grow more fun with the passage of time but are nerve wracking when it's happening to you
logan posted 01-13-2003 01:32 PM ET (US)     Profile for logan  Send Email to logan     
thanks for the replys.

as for the seal in gumbo, i can describe seal as a meat with the texture of beaf and the flavor of salmon. it is an aquired taste that I havent aquired yet. my friend however makes all sorts of things with seal meat. including mukluk where you let the oil in the blubber do what most of us would consiter going bad then botle it up. it is aparintly very high in energy.

diveorfish posted 01-13-2003 01:51 PM ET (US)     Profile for diveorfish  Send Email to diveorfish     
Thanks Logan. I've always wondered what seal tastes like. Ever had whale? I've always wondered what whale tastes like.
diamondjj posted 01-13-2003 02:00 PM ET (US)     Profile for diamondjj    
That's a picture I would like to see...a thirteen foot whaler going after a bigger one.
newt posted 01-13-2003 02:07 PM ET (US)     Profile for newt  Send Email to newt     
Whale tastes a lot like spotted owl. More meaty than manatee, but less gamey than dolphin.
Buckda posted 01-13-2003 02:15 PM ET (US)     Profile for Buckda  Send Email to Buckda     
Tabasco and Newt -

take it easy...this site is not about politics or personal beliefs...it's about Boston Whalers.

Logan already clarified that his friend is a native alaskan, and further, the post was relevant to the website's stated content, Boston Whalers. It's not like they were hunting the animal for sport, nor are they slaughtering them to use one part and waste the rest of the carcass. If there's one thing that we "immigrants" to America never learned, it's how to efficiently use what we kill.

These populations and their hunting techniques have very little impact on the environment and the species which they hunt(Seals included) It took Western man to accomplish that devastation.

No one said anything about manatee, spotted owl or dolphins here.

Great story logan - thanks for participating and sharing.

Bigshot posted 01-13-2003 02:30 PM ET (US)     Profile for Bigshot  Send Email to Bigshot     
Ahh guys....I think some are upset because the seal may have died in vain as I quote, "We plugged along for a while in the waning twilight until it is decided to bone the carcass as the load is lightened." Now I read that as the carcass was "deboned" but others may have read it that it was discarded all together to lighten the load. I am not upset about people hunting but you must understand that being it was a seal...hits a sore spot. Just like if he was in Korea and was telling a story about bagging some Golden retrievers and a Persian cat for dinner, I think you catch my drift.

Good story Logan, should be in the rendezvous section though. Now being you were on a hunting trip, what would you have done if you bagged an Elk or Kodiak bear or something?

diamondjj posted 01-13-2003 02:48 PM ET (US)     Profile for diamondjj    
It was a good story, but I would be careful around a Kodiac bear...it could have been the bear bringing in logan's 13 on low fuel...
newt posted 01-13-2003 02:59 PM ET (US)     Profile for newt  Send Email to newt     
HUH ?????

It was a joke. An obvious one at that. Everyone knows that spotted owl tastes like chicken - not manatee.

No need for any doctoral dissertations.

Bigshot posted 01-13-2003 03:00 PM ET (US)     Profile for Bigshot  Send Email to Bigshot     
My bud was in Alaska a couple years ago salmon fishing with his parents. They were flown to a lake or something and had an alum. boat with like a 9.9 on it to get around. They had a few salmon on land and they noticed 2 Kodiacs moving in on them so they threw the fish in the boat and pushed off. They drifted out some yards and the darn engine would not start and the bear started swimming after them. It got within a few feet away and it finally started and they drove away. They came back to retrieve the rest of their gear a bit later. The guide was like don't worry they just want the fish but he did not want to throw the fish to the bears because it would have repercussions down the road. He acted like it was no big deal and happens all the time. Later that night at camp, Brian went to the bathroom and the guide was telling another how he thought they were dead meat and he was ****ing his pants yada yada yada. Luckily the Mom never heard that conversation. He has pics and one looks like that bear(about 1000lbs?) was close enough to put a paw on the gunnel.
Bigshot posted 01-13-2003 03:03 PM ET (US)     Profile for Bigshot  Send Email to Bigshot     
What the hell are you talking about newt? Everyone knows Spotted Owl tastes EXACTLY like Bald Eagle. You guys from Mass don't know nuttin;)
diamondjj posted 01-13-2003 03:08 PM ET (US)     Profile for diamondjj    
......more like seagull
Bigshot posted 01-13-2003 03:13 PM ET (US)     Profile for Bigshot  Send Email to Bigshot     
Great Blue Herons taste like seagull.
Sammy posted 01-13-2003 03:44 PM ET (US)     Profile for Sammy  Send Email to Sammy     
No they don't....they taste like Trumpter Swans.
Buckda posted 01-13-2003 03:54 PM ET (US)     Profile for Buckda  Send Email to Buckda     
Newt -

My apologies...I jumped to the wrong conclusion. Same apology to Tobasco, if applicable.

Dave

Chap posted 01-13-2003 03:57 PM ET (US)     Profile for Chap  Send Email to Chap     
Now to really bring out the flavor, everyone knows you must grill them all over old growth redwood tree coals.
newt posted 01-13-2003 03:59 PM ET (US)     Profile for newt  Send Email to newt     
As a teen, I worked in a kitchen at a nice family resort. One day we had a chipmonk in the kitchen. My co-conspiritor flushed it out from behind the mixer with a broom, and I made the kill with my left foot clad with steel shank Timberlines.

In a failed effort to impress the waitresses, we skinned, breaded, and fried him in bacon fat. He tasted just like....

....bacon fat!

For the record, I think Blue Herons taste more like Siberian Albino fischer cat.

13sport posted 01-13-2003 04:19 PM ET (US)     Profile for 13sport    
One of the major reasons for the decline of the wild salmon in the northwest is the seal. Seals have been allowed to multiply to insane numbers. Seals gorge themselves with the bellies of salmon and leave the rest. The only good seal is a dead seal.
Bthom posted 01-13-2003 05:10 PM ET (US)     Profile for Bthom  Send Email to Bthom     
This post is relevant to the "why we love...." thread also.
It's great to read about others adventures.
My boat is my home away from home and over the years I've harvested moose, deer, and migratory game birds as well as all species of fish,crabs,mollusks,and bivalves that are legal in my area. I've lost moose to grizzly bears and chased seals to get them to release my salmon,still connected to the angler by rod and reel.I load my ATV on it to explore places only accessible by water and spend days afloat when most are at home.
This is all only possible because of the confidence and safety that comes with owning the safest boat on the water.
Morocco posted 01-14-2003 12:35 AM ET (US)     Profile for Morocco  Send Email to Morocco     
Good story, but reminds me of what one of the old salts I work with always says:

Good judgement comes from learning experiences.

Learning experiences come from bad judgement.

I'm just glad you guys made it back -- you had like five strikes against you.

Not that I'VE ever done anything like that. Not me. No. Never. Nope.

lhg posted 01-14-2003 04:14 PM ET (US)     Profile for lhg    
The real reason for the decline in the Pacific salmon stocks is man, including the Asian fishing fleets and the hydroelectric dams. Don't blame the seals. They and the salmon co-existed for millions of years before we came along. There was plenty of food for all, including the killer whales who eat the seals.
13sport posted 01-14-2003 08:00 PM ET (US)     Profile for 13sport    
Seals and salmon did co-exist for millions of years before man came along. Killer whales do eat seals. But, there are not enough Orcas to do the job. Salmon can only be saved if we radically reduce the seal population. If we slaughtered half the seals the chance for a salmon recovery would be greatly enhanced and the seal species would not be threatened.

Do a fish a favor and shoot a seal. Seal coats for everyone!

lae posted 01-14-2003 08:22 PM ET (US)     Profile for lae  Send Email to lae     
After fishing the last two years for what have been the largest salmon runs in recorded history on the Columbia River, I can assure you that hydroelectric dams are not depleting the stocks. Eat more salmon, the only endangered species available in restaurants and food stores everywhere. You have only to look at the photos of hatchery workers clubbing fish to see the underlying problem. The bigger problem is the (I feel) incorrect premise of the job justifiers that there is a genetic difference between wild stock and hatchery stock. The offshore fishing fleet is taking a toll but the dams are getting a bad rap.
Larry
j_h_nimrod posted 01-15-2003 02:22 AM ET (US)     Profile for j_h_nimrod  Send Email to j_h_nimrod     
logan-It was nice reading a story that I can relate to and hear from a person from the same neck of the woods. I was getting tired of hearing about buffing compounds and storage covers. Sometimes I think people in the "Lower 48" spend more time cleaning, waxing, polishing and buffing their boats then actually using them.
Although this is a digression from the real point of this thread I felt I must clarify a few points. I am in a better position than most to accurately detail the problems with the Pacific salmon. It is not wholly the fault of dams, seals, humans or any other entity for the decline of the Pacific salmon. In reality it is a combination of all those plus many other factors that has lead to this decline.
Dams are not getting a "bad rap" they were and are a major contributing factor to salmon decline. Vast improvements have been made but you can not block and greatly modify a rearing habitat without major changes, good or bad, resulting. If you don't think dams kill salmon look at the 30,000+ dead in the Klamath River this past summer.
Seals are a minor problem, they can be a major nuisance (ie: pain in the ass) but their overall contribution to salmon declines is minimal. Seals have made a good recovery from past low numbers, but they have not, luckily, recovered to historic highs. In my opinion sea lions are as big of a problem as seals are.
Hatchery workers clubbing the hatchery born salmon also has no impact on the decline of the species. While it was a waste those fish would have died anyway, if they had been allowed to live a few would have strayed and spawned but the vast majority would have hung around at the hatchery until they died anyway. They hatchery took the number of fish it needed for broodstock and the rest of were disposed of in a fairly appropriate manner. I agree that the genetic distinction between wild and hatchery salmon is asinine. It would be like saying that a human baby born to a mother with no health care and a baby born to a mother with great pre-natal care are fundamentally different with one being better.
This is my tirade for the evening, I could go on and on but this thread has already gotten far away from the point.
In my opinion seal tastes more like sea otter, but it is more oily. Whale ain't too bad but a little chewy.

Rambling on...

diamondjj posted 01-15-2003 09:12 AM ET (US)     Profile for diamondjj    
Yup, J H that's all we do with our whalers in the lower 48. Cleaning, waxing, polishing, and buffing em up pretty....and when we are not doing that we are on this forum getting useful information and also enjoying stories like logan's, or Bigshot's story about his friend's Kodiac bear experience in Alaska and even your post regarding the problems with the Pacific Salmon, excepting of course your statement that we don't use our boats. We use them...most of us just take real good care of them.
thunderbay posted 01-15-2003 11:23 AM ET (US)     Profile for thunderbay  Send Email to thunderbay     
Logan, just curious, you say your friend is a native therfore its legal, whats the law for non-natives? Can they get a permit? Is there a season? Thanks.
Toad2001 posted 01-15-2003 12:47 PM ET (US)     Profile for Toad2001  Send Email to Toad2001     
13sport.
Perhaps you could state your qualifications to back up your knowledge on this subject.
I agree seals eat lots of salmon.
Since your post is so harsh, I request that you please back up your salmon rehabilitation theory starting by listing your expertise on the subject.
Thanks,
BugsyG posted 01-15-2003 07:51 PM ET (US)     Profile for BugsyG  Send Email to BugsyG     
Yes, You do have to be careful running at night. I ran at night 1 time. It was a lot of fun, but I highly recommend running with another person. Especially in shallow water or a bay that is known for its "accidents". But I will run at night again. Only when its calm out. I usually go to the beach to have a small bon fire. Its a lot of fun, but you really have to know what you are doing when you run at night.

JAZZ

11 footer posted 01-15-2003 08:04 PM ET (US)     Profile for 11 footer  Send Email to 11 footer     
In the summer I hit boston horbor about 3 nights a week. I stay in the inner horbor its nice to look at the lights of the city. I go solo at night a lot. The importent thing it that you take it slow. You have to do everything in slow motion at night. But it sounds like logan was going slow weather he liked it not :)

Be safe
11

j_h_nimrod posted 01-15-2003 10:46 PM ET (US)     Profile for j_h_nimrod  Send Email to j_h_nimrod     
diamondjj-no offense intended, it was a broad based grouping in an attempt at light humor. I know some people in the Lower 48 use their boats (that was a joke too:). There is much great wisdom on this site concerning BW and I love every minute of it (even the inane bickering that sometimes takes place here).
j_h_nimrod posted 01-15-2003 10:52 PM ET (US)     Profile for j_h_nimrod  Send Email to j_h_nimrod     
correct spelling is Kodiak.
jimh posted 01-15-2003 10:59 PM ET (US)     Profile for jimh  Send Email to jimh     
Anyone who has eaten a MacDonald's hamburger--and they've sold billions--has participated in the killing of animals for food. Unless you have a totally plant-based diet, some animal had to die to keep you alive.

Although it is hard to say if the current generation of "native" people retain the same belief system as their ancestors, most American Indian cultures looked on animals as peers. They considered that the animal was voluntarily submitting itself to be eaten. I know this is a simplistic characterization.

The seal is one of those animals with great public relations. People get quite upset with anyone who kills them. In Newfoundland they raised a huge PR campaign against killing seals, in part by paying the locals to kill them so they could be photographed doing it.

I always laugh at an animal like a squirrel. A squirrel is a rat with a good PR agent. Kill rats--no problem. Kill squirrels in the neighborhood, and some animal rights lover will be on your case in a minute.

logan posted 01-15-2003 11:49 PM ET (US)     Profile for logan  Send Email to logan     
thunderbay,
the laws about marine (sp?) mammals are very restrictive. A non Alaska native (i am not sure about other natives) may not kill a marine mammal. this includes seals, sea lions, sea otters, whales, porposi (sp) the only exception I can think of is that it may be posable to get a permit to take a polar bear. it is technicly a marine mammal. I think Natives can take them any time of year with out bag limits. I am actuly supprised more sea otters arnt taken. I have not seen any abuse of this i think because many are brought up with respect for wild things and that it would be frowned appon by the rest of the native comunity, and if abuse was rampent the fed would probibly begin regulating.
logan posted 01-15-2003 11:58 PM ET (US)     Profile for logan  Send Email to logan     
acculy at once I cought the face of a wave i would be going faster than I wanted to but it was eather that or go to slow to make it in without rowing. very nerveracking.

and seals I beleve have a much more varied diet including rock fish, and a few shel fish as well.

thunderbay posted 01-16-2003 01:12 AM ET (US)     Profile for thunderbay  Send Email to thunderbay     
Thanks Logan, just for kicks, as I'm miserably chilly in this cooler Florida winter, whats your temps been lately?
diamondjj posted 01-16-2003 02:29 AM ET (US)     Profile for diamondjj    
No problem J H. Thanks for the correct spelling on Kodiak...I thought mine looked kinda funny. Now, back to my waxing....only kidding.
Dr T posted 01-16-2003 09:49 AM ET (US)     Profile for Dr T  Send Email to Dr T     
Just remember: while we are waxing, buffing, polishing, and painting we are also dreaming about experiences like Logan's.

Logan is truly fortunate to have to opportunity to do what most of us just dream about.

Bigshot posted 01-16-2003 10:30 AM ET (US)     Profile for Bigshot  Send Email to Bigshot     
I have yet dreamt of bludgeoning a seal to death and then deboning it on the ride home;) Again this is sarcasm.

Jimh you are totally correct.....bushy tailed rats that don't know enough not to run in front of every car they encounter. How can we be cited for killing animals when most just commit suicide on our national roadways?

Dr T posted 01-16-2003 01:04 PM ET (US)     Profile for Dr T  Send Email to Dr T     
At least you don't have to deal with praire dogs and their press corps. These cute little critters are thought by some to be endangered and are allowed to set up housekeeping next to day care centers in the Denver area.

They also carry bubonic plague. It is just a matter of time until something bad happens.

I suspect the seal in question was not bludgeoned. A head shot is much more efficient.

Bthom posted 01-16-2003 01:50 PM ET (US)     Profile for Bthom  Send Email to Bthom     
I would prefer an over-abundance of gophers or tree rats,compared to the ever lovable and photogenic grizzly bear.
They wander through town raiding garbage cans and they have such a good press agent there was no hunting at allowed under the last provincial government.This one lets them be taken under a "limited entry" permit,
but they don't put out enough permits for this area.
I have sat in my boat and watched seven different grizzlies at the same time as they worked over a tide flat,digging up roots.
Every few years someone gets chewed up,but people aren't on the endangered list.

I'm all for less seals in some areas as well.Here you see seals every year way up the rivers,right into the salmon spawning grounds.On the Skeena they show up in Terrace,almost a hundred miles from the ocean.
There are few things more frustrating than spending hours trying to hook that elusive fish,while all around there are seals catching fish,with what appears to be relative ease.

I know they are cute but from what I hear they make an excellent pair of mukluks as well.

Regards, Brian

lhg posted 01-16-2003 03:45 PM ET (US)     Profile for lhg    
I think we're just jealous since seals are such better salmon fishermen than we are with our hooks and line. But for them, it's survival. We can always go to McDonalds.
BugsyG posted 01-16-2003 05:56 PM ET (US)     Profile for BugsyG  Send Email to BugsyG     
Perhaps Jimh is a vegetarian.

Whatever happend to whale hunting. After all, its a Whaler. Nothing wrong with that. Whalers are probably the most strongest boat.

JAZZ

diveorfish posted 01-16-2003 06:07 PM ET (US)     Profile for diveorfish  Send Email to diveorfish     
Dr T: Here in CA you don't have to dream. We got a butt load of Seals/Sea Lyons out here. They're everywhere. They can scare the bejesus out of you when you are diving and they can grab the your salmon off your line when fishing. In fact, they can be quite annoying at times but we don’t get to de-bone them though. Also, the guys out here definitely do more than wax their boats. We use our Whalers pretty hard. In fact, my boat is in desperate need of a wax.

My buddy was messing around with his digital camera during a trip we took in October and took some random shots and posted them on the web. Some of the pictures are of large groups of Sea Lyons and it kind of gives you an idea of the abundance of Sea Lyons we have.

http://www.pbase.com/johnmmurphy/abalone_and_fishing_trip&page=2

Dr T posted 01-16-2003 07:15 PM ET (US)     Profile for Dr T  Send Email to Dr T     
Great pictures, and I have heard stories about the sea lions when you are diving.

Unfortunately, there are not many places in Colorado right now that have enough water to float a boat.

On the news the other day, they said that the mountains need 12 more feet of snow to bring us up to an average snow year. On bright side, the ski areas are getting a bunch of snow, so maybe things will be better next spring. If you have any extra water in California or the Pacific Northwest, send it this way.

tds

j_h_nimrod posted 01-16-2003 11:24 PM ET (US)     Profile for j_h_nimrod  Send Email to j_h_nimrod     
Dr T, I grew up in CO and remember the begining of the prarie dog lovin days. Back when I was a kid I used to throw rocks at the vermin along Canyon Blvd. in Boulder. Every now and then a car would drive by yelling obsenities at me for "harming the poor little animals."

I too drempt about the type of things logan wrote about. We had a beautiful, though motorless, 13 foot BW in the driveway that was in many dreams. Now I live up here and have done things that were not in my wildest dreams.

Buffing, waxing and painting are also good reasons for a few beers! That stuff is hard work.

Dr T posted 01-17-2003 10:32 AM ET (US)     Profile for Dr T  Send Email to Dr T     
J_H,

Just be glad it was only obscentities.

The cute little things have taken up residence in the eastern 1000 feet of the glider runway at the Boulder Airport. However, a family of bald eagles have just moved in, together with a flock of buzzards. A couple of Saturdays ago, I was on final approach for the airplane runway and found myself flying in formation with one of the buzzards that was on final for the glider runway. I'm hoping that the bird lovers will triumph over the praire dog lovers in this one. At least, the birds seem to understand the traffic pattern.

This year, I may have to take the Whaler up to Grand Lake just to have enough water to float it (I will need to find my 9" prop). The last time I went by Green Mountain it was about 40 ft down, and Lake Dillon looked like a golf course.

logan posted 01-17-2003 03:46 PM ET (US)     Profile for logan  Send Email to logan     
temps here have been in the 40s lately and ranny (as usual) just had a bit of wind last night.
Landlocked posted 01-17-2003 04:52 PM ET (US)     Profile for Landlocked  Send Email to Landlocked     
We eat a lot of squirrel around here. Actually quite tasty if cooked right. Boil em' a minute or so before you toss them in the fryer.

Ll

ducktwin posted 01-17-2003 07:42 PM ET (US)     Profile for ducktwin  Send Email to ducktwin     
Dr T,

Two remarks regarding your posts.

1. The "cute" animals do not actually carry the plague. It is the fleas on them that are the true carriers. Kill the fleas, no more plague.

2. Remind me not to fly with you if you want to land in the middle of a bird sanctuary. Ever hear of "bird strikes"?

I doubt, seriously, that the buzzard knew, or cares, about the flight pattern. Your rendezvous and subsequent formation flight was pure coincidence-that time.

Buckda posted 01-24-2003 08:31 PM ET (US)     Profile for Buckda  Send Email to Buckda     
[chuckling]

This has become a fun thread, partly because it has touched on a topic very near and dear to my heart - Public Relations.

I can't think of many other examples that better illustrate the power of PR (and for the sake of some of my colleagues, in this economy, I wish more CEO's would pay attention). It's perceptions versus reality. The reality is that perceptions ARE reality.

"Wild" Africa is acutally more urbanized than the "Industrialized" North America. (Africa is 28% wilderness, North America - 38% wilderness (thanks Canada!)).

According to the National Arbor Day Foundation (though you won't find it on their Web site) there are more trees in the United States today than there were when Columbus sailed the ocean blue (Thanks to all those trees in the front yards of homes across the country). *Disclaimer - most deforestation in this country has been replaced with so-called second-growth forests and is not a true replacement for "old-growth" forests that were depleted in the early part of the 19th century.

Canadian Geese are a protected species - however, anecdotal evidence (including a story today on CNN.com about a goose attacking a woman) indicates that this species is alive and kicking (and pooping) all across the country.

In each of these cases, powerful PR (organized campaigns in some cases) have forged perceptions to a degree that most people who read the above three paragraphs will question the validity, and probably ask for the references (available upon request, by the way).

The resulting reality? People object when you cut down a tree (many cities have programs available to replace a tree that was removed during construction projects) because the perception is that we NEED more of them. People pay big bucks to go on an African photo (or other) safari to see "true wilderness." (Though I doubt African nations put forth an organized PR effort.) And finally...In most communities, if you kill a goose, you can expect to go to jail, or at least face a stiff fine.

Perception is reality. It's the same reason people stare at your bristol whaler when you cruise by. The perception is there. The legend. The aura. It's a gentleman's boat. The perception is that the owner/driver knows what s/he is doing and knows boating. Etc. It's a perception that was carefully cultured by the company, and carried out by tradition, marketing, and pricing. And it's a perception that BW and Brunswick is cashing in on right now.

Yep, gotta love those perceptions.

Logan - thanks again for the great post/story. Its too bad that in this case, perceptions have made some protest a small detail in your overall tale of a great "mini-adventure" in a Boston Whaler.

j_h_nimrod posted 01-25-2003 12:04 AM ET (US)     Profile for j_h_nimrod  Send Email to j_h_nimrod     
A reputation that was built in 40+ years that is on its way to ruin at the heels of Brunswick... What will be next, doing away with the foam filled hull?
Landlocked posted 01-25-2003 10:31 AM ET (US)     Profile for Landlocked  Send Email to Landlocked     
Canada (not canadian) geese are not protected around here. In fact, they are a downright nuissance. They are a federally protected migratory bird. But there is a hunting season as there is for other federally protected waterfowel.

Unfortunately they are getting a reputation about as bad as European starlings. Not sure how many hunt them for meat.

Ll.

hooter posted 01-25-2003 11:36 AM ET (US)     Profile for hooter    
Man! This string's gone far afield of its origins. But followin' along, know this: Canada Goose is FINE tablefare. Ask any hunter from down this way to over 'round Texarkana and further on to Lake Texoma. Plump, white breast meat's almost a sin t'put in a gumbo. Need t'bake that critter like a prize turkey or pot-roast him wid herbs and onions at the least. We're talkin' Christmas dinner, now. Why more Tennesseans don't chase 'em down durin' the season and eat ‘em is beyond me. Must be the goose PR man at woik up there. We ran that sucker outta town on a rail from these parts years ago. Find that feller, boil you up some tar and go t'woik yourselves! Be sure t'use only Canada Goose feathers when you dress him out nice for his ride.
alkar posted 01-25-2003 01:00 PM ET (US)     Profile for alkar  Send Email to alkar     
Talk about thread drift...

On salmon: Near the mouth of the Rogue River, a favorite salmon fishing spot of ours, the sea lions are stacked up like cord-wood. The salmon have to run the gauntlet through a very narrow gap into the bay while the seal/lions rip and tear through them.

Twenty-five years ago folks were not complaining much about all their salmon catch bearing "seal scars" - now such complaints are common. The overall impact of the seals on the salmon population may not be statistically significant, but it certainly appears devastating from the perspective of the sportsman.

The little buggers have changed the way we crab too. We used to be able to use salmon heads for bait in our crab rings - but the seals/lions started grabbing the rings and ripping off the bait. We've switched to bigger traps, bait containers, and less effective bait.

On genetic differences: The issue was litigated not long ago in Federal District Court here in Oregon. As I recall, after hearing from all the experts, Judge Hogan found that it was not possible to differentiate between the two fish populations - which seems like common sense, since the hatchery fish are annually derived from the genetic material provided by the trapped wild fish that year. They're then released as fry and required to survive the same competitive rigors as the "wild fish" they're swimming with. As you might expect, the "wild" look the same as the hatchery fish when you catch them too. Of course, the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife regulations continue to differentiate between the "native" and hatchery fish...Go figure.

On geese: In eastern Oregon Canada geese are so abundant farmers can get "damage permits" to thin them out (because the geese are trashing the crops). Shooting a limit of Geese is pretty easy - and it's a lot of food if you can bear to eat it. Hooter, since you love to eat them, you should come up here and blast a few geese on you way to the northwest rendezvous ;-) (just kidding...they're not in season then - but you could come up and take a truckload home next fall or winter. Do you like to eat duck too? After my dad died we didn't have anybody left in the family who could bear to eat the stuff, and we're running out of folks to give it to, so we've had to cut back on the duck hunting we grew up loving.

By the way, Hooter, my spelling has been very poor lately, so I'm going to try out your advice on the cut-and-paste trick for spell-checking. What I can't figure out is how you can use that technique given your preference for all those accent-creative spellings. Your spell checker must stop on every third word.

hooter posted 01-25-2003 02:41 PM ET (US)     Profile for hooter    
Your word processor can 'member stuff, alkar, but you gots t'teach her t'recognize a proper c’loquialism. Over time, she gets the hang of it.

Good idear about headin' north for bird season. Been meanin' t'make a salmon trip for several years, since the kids got up n'out. Could fill the Legion Hall and teach a few goose appreciation classes while we up there. And yes, we could show 'em a thing r'two about cookin' n'eatin' quackers.

alkar posted 01-26-2003 10:20 AM ET (US)     Profile for alkar  Send Email to alkar     
Hooter, the best duck recipe I ever heard goes something like this: Lightly salt duck and then bake at 350 degrees for one hour. Remove duck from oven and marinate in a bottle of red wine litely seasoned with lemon and orange shavings. Return to oven for five minutes. Remove duck from oven, strain and cool wine, throw duck in neighbor's garbage, and drink the wine.

With the exception of the above, I think most duck recipes taste about as good as tidal-flats mud smells.

hooter posted 01-26-2003 10:30 AM ET (US)     Profile for hooter    
Could that handle be short fer alka[seltze]r? Sounds like you've encountered a mud-eatin' shoveler like a spoonbill or the like. Yeah, they taste muddy, and Ah advise against roastin' or barbequin' them, but they're just the ticket t'give a gumbo that earthy foundation it needs. You've apparently never met a corn or rice-fed mallard or pintail. Them's a kingly spread cooked more or less with your recipe.

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