posted 06-30-2006 07:32 PM ET (US)
I hope you followed my recommendation for the procedure. I mentioned this some time ago in another discussion, but allow me to re-post it here:Procedure to name Boston Whaler:
--Wash the hull using rainwater. If there are stubborn area of dirt you may use grain alcohol as a solvent, but nothing else. Purity is important.
--Prepare the Boston Whaler so that everything is shipshape and the vessel is in a proper state of readiness for the sea. Fuel in the tanks should be from a name-brand provider, and--very important--any two-stroke oil aboard must be in a container that carries the same brand name as your engine.
--If the vessel is on land (on a trailer) orient the vessel so the fore and aft mid-line of the vessel lies on a compass azimuth which points toward Rockland, Massachusetts. (Hint: Use GOOGLE EARTH to help determine your compass azimuth to Rockland.) The stern should be pointing toward Rockland.
--If the vessel is at sea, orient the vessel as described above, in shallow water not more than waist deep.
--Prepare yourself, as well. You should be wearing appropriate nautical clothing. Recommended outfits include almost anything from the L. L. Bean catalogue. Patagonia sportswear can be used, if the colors are traditional.
--Purchase at least a six-pack of SAMUEL ADAMS BOSTON LAGER. Also have a bottle opener whose handle has a nautical figure, e.g. a mermaid, or other nautical motiff.
--Stand before the vessel, facing toward Rockland, Massachusetts. With proper solemnity speak aloud, "I name this Boston Whaler [boat's name]." Give the SAMUEL ADAMS BOSTON LAGER several violent shakes, quickly open the bottle, and spray the bow of the boat with a shower. The boat owner should then consume the remaining contents of the bottle.
--The process should be witnessed by at least two other Boston Whaler owners.
--Hold a reception immediately afterwards. Serve the rest of the SAMUEL ADAMS BOSTON LAGER along with hamburgers. Use ground sirloin and cook only to medium rare.