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Author | Topic: Launch Ramp Warriors |
ConB |
posted 07-30-2012 12:40 PM ET (US)
I'm thinking a new reality TV show called Launch Ramp Warriors would be better than what we have been seeing of late. Here is the pilot episode. http://www.upnorthlive.com/news/story.aspx?id=781964#.UBa1Fo5tJ0U Con |
Whalrman |
posted 07-30-2012 03:06 PM ET (US)
Great idea for the reality show watchers! |
weekendwarrior |
posted 07-31-2012 05:15 PM ET (US)
One of my personal favorites; When the launch is busy, usually with a line, and some guy waits in a very slow moving line for his turn. He then proceeds to back half way down the ramp, put the truck in park, turn it off and then a pile of people exit the truck and proceed to take the next ten minutes to unstrap and load the boat. All the while blocking traffic and that boat ramp. If someone shoots that guy, and I am on the jury, then the shooter just might get a free pass. ;) |
Jefecinco |
posted 07-31-2012 07:11 PM ET (US)
The launch ramp seems to always provide some first class entertainment. Beautiful weekends are best for viewing. It has been many years since I've seen a fist fight at the ramp and thank goodness for that. But I've heard some hard threats and some very colorful language. You'd think that I've heard just about every foul word or phrase after spending 35 years in the Army, but you'd be wrong. Only at the ramp does my education become complete. Butch |
kwik_wurk |
posted 07-31-2012 07:29 PM ET (US)
I was at a launch early this summer that quickly built up a 1hr wait at 6AM. Trailers extending 1/2 mile, with police directing traffic. It was a 4 lane launch too, and this was at 6AM in the morning! So almost everyone there mostly knew their business, all fishermen, all heading out into the ocean. (Some just backed down and slammed the brakes having the boat slide of with barely the trailer tire hubs submerged. The bow would drop/splash in with about 1' of water.) Luckily I got to the launch at ~5:15AM, motoring out at 6:15AM. (I was solo that morning.) But while parking the trailer, had to drive past an officer, and asked if it was normal. -- His response was "sometimes" and just shrugged as he looked at the line of trucks and trailers, wondering if his day was going to be spent leaning against the side of his car directing traffic. |
Chuck Tribolet |
posted 07-31-2012 08:32 PM ET (US)
It's can be a function of the facilities. The old Monterey Breakwater ramp had two lanes separated by a short courtesy dock that had room for two, maybe three, boats on each side at low tide. Lotsa harsh words. The new ramp has one lane, but it's wide enough for three The only argument I've seen in the last few years Chuck |
David Pendleton |
posted 07-31-2012 08:45 PM ET (US)
Minnesota recently enforcing a rule requiring trailer boaters to trailer their boats with the drain-plug removed (it's a $150 ticket if you don't). Guess what happens at the ramp? While waiting for guests to arrive, I watched boat after boat launch, realize they had left the plug out, then reload on their trailer to put the plug in. My marina ramp is only one of a handful on the St. Croix River, so it is quite busy on a weekend. Launching boats twice made it a mess and made for lot's of drama. |
jimh |
posted 07-31-2012 10:44 PM ET (US)
Deleted half-dozen nonsense posts about guns. |
davej14 |
posted 08-01-2012 01:19 AM ET (US)
Well, I hate to say it but I provided some first class entertainment at the ramp this weekend. After making an excellent approach to the dock I exited the boat with my usual confidence only to realize that it was drifting away from the dock faster than anticipated. I reached the rail to pull it back but it was too much of a stretch and I soon found myself in the water, one hand on the rail and one on the floating docks. I knew my inflatable vest would go off if I didn't keep it high enough and while contemplating my next move it did its job. This was quite a dilemma and fortunately some friendly DEC agents pitched a hand and helped me out. The good news is that I always leave my cell phone and wallet in a dry bag so the only thing wet was me and my bruised ego. Although the ramp was busy there was no apparent anger as everyone else politely went about their business. |
jimh |
posted 08-01-2012 01:39 AM ET (US)
My recent ramp encounter story: On an early June Friday afternoon about 2 p.m. were were boating on an arm of Lake Michigan. We passed a small county park with a boat ramp and courtesy dock. The water at the dock is very shallow, and there is a small dredged channel that leads to it from open water. We very slowly motored into the dock at the ramp. There was a cross wind blowing about 20-MPH so we took the downwind side of the courtesy dock, which was in the middle of the two lane ramp. There were no boats at the dock and no boats on the ramp area. There are no signs designating one side or the other as launching-only or loading only. We are the only boat and only people in the park. At the instant we have the boat tied up a woman walks down the ramp--it's at the bottom of a bit of a hill--and comes to the dock. She asks us to move our boat to the other side of the dock. She explains her husband is backing their boat down to launch, and he can only back up to the ramp on one side--the side we are on--and can't back up to the other lane due to having to look in the wrong mirror or something like that. So could we move our boat to the other side. Moving the boat to the other side requires untying it, restarting the engine, backing out of the dock area into the narrow dredged channel--the dredged area is only a few feet wider than our boat--and making an all new approach to the upwind side of the dock, which won't be easy with the cross wind and narrow channel. There is much too much wind to just move the boat with lines to the other side of the dock. I explain to the woman that we will only be at the dock for two minutes, because we are just going to walk over to the outhouse--about 50-feet away--and make use of it. Then we will be immediately leaving the dock. If she and her husband can wait two minutes they can use either side of the ramp they like, as we will be gone. But I tell her that I decline to move the boat to the other side. The woman tells us that we are improperly using the courtesy dock. She insists the dock is only to be used for launching or loading a boat, and we must not use it for two minutes to go take a pee break. So now we are not only on the wrong side of the dock, we are not even allowed to be on the dock at all in her view of how the world works. She is now a bit agitated with us. We leave the dock and head for the outhouse. The husband has now been very slowly backing their boat toward the side of the ramp where we have our boat tied. The wife walks over to the car and explains to him we are not moving immediately. Husband pulls slowly up the ramp a bit and begins to back down to the other side of the dock into the empty side of the launch ramp. Ahah--it turns out he can back down to that side of the ramp. Literally two minutes later we're back and ready to leave, but I don't want to leave the dock while Husband and Wife are in the process of launching. There is not really enough room in the dredged channel for two boats at once. The courtesy dock is short, and if they push the boat off the trailer it could swing downwind if it gets past the end of the dock. So we wait for them to get their boat off the trailer and tied to the dock before we leave. I don't want to be in the process of pulling away from the dock while they are in the process of launching. They have their boat backed into the water on the upwind side, but it is not coming off the trailer. They discover the problem: they forgot to take the trailer hold down straps off the stern. Now they have to pull the trailer forward and up the ramp to get the hold down straps off. This operation takes them about three minutes to perform. This was our cue. We cast off and backed away from the dock while they were busy with their straps. |
hullinthewater |
posted 08-01-2012 03:50 AM ET (US)
it's a strange planet at times. Wife and I used to do drive-bys at the Shelter Island launch ramp in San Diego on busy weekends. Sandwich and beers on tailgate or lawn chairs and just watch the choreography. Testament to American life: Having fun is hard work. |
Jefecinco |
posted 08-01-2012 08:21 AM ET (US)
Chuck, The one time I used the Monterey ramp was in 1983 while attending DLI. That's also the one time I have seen a fist fight at a ramp. Butch |
swist |
posted 08-01-2012 08:37 AM ET (US)
Best follies I've seen are loud arguments between the guy launching the boat and the woman (usually his wife) who wants nothing to do with it whatsoever, but has been dragged in against her will, yet is still expected to be knowledgable about the whole process. Oh yeah, and there was the well-executed launch ending by the boat driver waving the vehicle driver to take off. Vehicle is still in reverse when driver guns it to get out of there. Ramp is essentially closed for a long time until a tow truck can arrive. |
GRAND NUSSIE |
posted 08-01-2012 10:20 AM ET (US)
Ok, Dave, I've been scratching my head regarding the Minnesota rule requiring the drain plug to be removed when the boat is being trailered. Why, in Heaven's sake? I normally pulled the plug on my Whaler but what if you have a threaded plug requiring a wrench and/or an inboard engine with the starter motor located low in a well in the bilge? I can still picture my friend, 275 pounds of solid muscle, pounding across the parking lot yelling, "The plug is out!", after launching his 235 Slick. I can also picture a boat drifting away from the dock, the engine failing to start, and the owner suddenly realizing his toes are getting wet and, somewhat concerned, wondering why. Dick |
weekendwarrior |
posted 08-01-2012 12:37 PM ET (US)
I saw one case where the boat pulled up next to a car at a light and proceeded to dump what must have been 5 gallons of salt water on the car in the next lane. Thankfully it was not a convertible with the top down. I wish they had the plug requirement here as it is not at all uncommon to see a boat pumping salt water into the next lane while trailering. My recent ramp event; busy day, 4 ramps and a line of trailers waiting. Its my turn and the clueless woman standing on the dock allows her 5-ish year old kid to walk down my ramp and play at the waters edge as kids will do. Thankfully I did not have a boat on my trailer so I saw him. I back slowly until I am about 20-30 feet from the kid and no one moves. after my 3rd or 4th toot of my horn the mom finally looks up and sees me wanting to back down the ramp where her kid is playing. She gives me a look as if she is annoyed that I want her to move her kid so that I can use the ramp. Begrudgingly she moves her kid and life continues on, but I am completely amazed that she allowed her kid down a ramp on such a busy day! He could have been run over! |
David Pendleton |
posted 08-01-2012 01:49 PM ET (US)
Dick, it's supposed to stop the spread of invasive species. Any boat on a trailer, on the road, must comply. I think it's just another revenue stream for our DNR. |
lizard |
posted 08-01-2012 03:02 PM ET (US)
hullinthewater- That launch ramp at Shelter Island provides a never ending source of amazement and ramp entertainment. It is the busiest ramp in the county, lined precariously close with jetty rocks jutting out into the water and near the docks, and a very narrow entrance to the bay. Two boats are a tight fit even if they are small. That ramp is part of the reason I chose to slip that boat. Between the Seal boat every half hour and the people who have no idea how to launch or retrieve a boat, it is chaos. |
Jefecinco |
posted 08-02-2012 10:23 AM ET (US)
This has been very entertaining, Butch |
fishgutz |
posted 08-02-2012 10:41 AM ET (US)
The drain plug thing is because of invasive species like zebra mussels and Eurasian Millfoil. If you take water in your bilge from one lake to another you can be contaminating the other lake. That is how lakes get non-native species of plants and animals. I don't remember if it was law but in Wisconsin there was a big push to make sure your trailer and boat were free of all seaweed and that your boat was dry inside and out before launch. If it wasn't dry it should be bleached. |
Dave Sutton |
posted 08-02-2012 11:02 AM ET (US)
"The drain plug thing is because of invasive species like zebra mussels and Eurasian Millfoil"
And it's not enforced on boats with semi-permanently installed drain plugs such as the one on our 28 foot Marinette. That plug has not been out in years, and MOLLY V is launched daily in both Wisconsin and Michigan. She is a Michigan DNR inspected charter boat, and the DNR had no problem with her not having a plug to remove on a daily basis. There "is" a plug, but it's a pipe thread one and is not anything you do "right now". This is all about small boats that can be expected to have water in the bilge, and the need to get that water out of the boat before another launch is made elsewhere. You are supposed to remove it on the ramp, so that the water drains right back to where it came from.
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David Pendleton |
posted 08-02-2012 11:30 AM ET (US)
Our law applies to any boat--regardless of what kind of plug you have. This is from a FAQ on the MN DNR web site:
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davej14 |
posted 08-02-2012 12:11 PM ET (US)
What about cooling water trapped in engine pathways ? Seaweed trapped between the boat and trailer bunks that cannot be seen or removed ? I don't think it is possible to totally stop invasive species, slow them down is the best we can hope for. I wonder if foreign nations have an equal problem with "invasive species" from the USA ? All we ever hear about is our side of the equation. Are our native species just weaklings ? |
David Pendleton |
posted 08-02-2012 12:14 PM ET (US)
Exactly, which is why I consider our new rules to be little more than a new revenue stream. The fines are steep. |
wezie |
posted 08-04-2012 10:49 AM ET (US)
Why not remove the plug? We are prone to forget to put it in once in awhile, but most of the time we get it right. The plug out rule may be a revenue stream, however, it is a good habit all around. Allows your bilge to dry. Thank You all for bringing this up. Whether we agree or not, is now not the question. |
David Pendleton |
posted 08-04-2012 01:05 PM ET (US)
I'm not talking about a Montauk here. I have a 23 Conquest. It's not a wet boat, it doesn't take on water when in the water, and it has a screw-in plug. |
lizard |
posted 08-04-2012 01:41 PM ET (US)
Is there a down side to removing the plug? If not, I'd just go with it. It wouldn't be an issue for me, it takes no time. For folks on the Great Lakes already facing the prospect of Asian Carp invasion and all of the decimation to native species, I would think it would be worthwhile to control what you can, since you can't control it all. Going back to launch ramps, I am likely to be pulling my boat from it's slip and start trailering it again, for a number of reasons. I am dreading the ramp because of the sheer number of people who don't seem to have acquired the skills to get a boat on and off the trailer. Also, our launching docks do not allow for trips to the bathroom or the market directly alongside the ramps, but people do it anyway. It always lead to some minor "event". |
Binkster |
posted 08-04-2012 02:02 PM ET (US)
The Anclote River Boat ramp, is probably the best organized, well kept ramp I have ever launched at. I have only launched there twice, both times on weekends. Everyone seems to kow what they are doing, never saw any problems at all. Last time was 3 weeks ago, I was 5th to launch and was in the water in a manner of minutes. There is parking for hundreds of vehicles with trailers, and there are 5 ramps. Maybe the place looks intimidating to beginners, becuase of the amount of traffic, and they go elsewhere. rich |
stefan |
posted 08-04-2012 02:04 PM ET (US)
I agree w/ Rich, no doubt smooth goings there |
dfmcintyre |
posted 08-04-2012 06:28 PM ET (US)
Rich - Until I hit the link, I thought you were talking about the ramp down by Desoto Park. I launched a number of times over a two year period at the huge (at least to this northern midwesterner) site adjacent Fort Desoto Park. 11 ramps. Very nicely laid out, complete with a wash down area. Regards - Don |
elenakagan |
posted 08-04-2012 06:36 PM ET (US)
Here's how I roll at the launch.
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pcrussell50 |
posted 08-06-2012 03:58 AM ET (US)
It's not the lack of skill that chaps me at the various launch ramps--this stuff isn't rocket science after all. What gets me is the pure, utter lack of consideration for everyone else that also wants to launch or recover. THAT's what causes mayhem at the ramps I visit. Kayakers who lay their Kayaks perpendicularly across the ramp in the lane closest to the dock, while not using the dock at all, yet taking it out of use for everyone else--when there is plenty of paved ramp they can use, that doesn't block the ramp. People who park their non-tow-vehicle cars in the lane next to the dock, blocking it, while they wait to pick up someone in a boat, who hasn't even recovered at the dock yet. They arrived early, so they let the dog out, (a pit bull), open a door, crank up their stereo, eat a burrito, while they wait. Nobody speaks up, because most have complied with park rules, and not brought their guns. The people blocking the dock lane with no boat or trailer show strong stereotypes of gang affiliation, and unarmed citizens are scared of them. All manner of ways people shut down launching and recovering, even when they themselves are doing neither. Completely inconsiderate. -Peter |
wezie |
posted 08-06-2012 10:47 AM ET (US)
Peter, You took the fun out of all these complaints. The truth is a whole lot less fun than the continual complaining. I believe most of this began with "there is no sign that says I can't" attitude. "They" are not inconsiderate, "they are active in "their" actions. Make me! Even in a private club, we find similar cases. Throw it in and take off, blocking everyone else. Park in front of a needed facility and take off for the day. Block access and take off for the day. Just throw it in park and go. Just oblivious and not always nice when reminded. Explaining to a woman that she has put her kids in danger by letting them swim on the ramp did not produce a Thank You. Of course, this situation is improving as we speak. |
David Pendleton |
posted 08-06-2012 11:51 PM ET (US)
Because our law is new, most Minnesotans are unaccustomed to removing their drain plugs. Until the law was passed, mine hadn't been out in more than 10 years. After two weekends at the ramp, watching what I described earlier in the thread, I've concluded that it is the larger fiberglass cruisers, go-fasts and ski boats that forget more often. The aluminum fish boat guys don't seem to have the problem. I took one of the dock kids aside and explained the new rules to him, and how people weren't accustomed to it, and how he should be looking at every transom as he assisted a launch and all I got was the "whatever dude" look. |
FISHNFF |
posted 08-22-2012 02:58 AM ET (US)
Pillar Point Harbor (Half Moon Bay) 4 nice long ramps, 6 lanes of launching. The outside of the outer docks are for docking only, not launching. One set of docks is out of commission due to sand, so now it's only 4 lanes. I come in early from salmon fishing. I watch in disbelief as the Harbormaster has all useable lanes blocked, and the lot has about 40 trailers to go! I didn't want to stick around to see what transpired, but I know those guys in 22'-25'ers were not going to squeeze through where I did. Harbormaster. What were they thinking? Or not thinking.
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contender |
posted 08-22-2012 07:32 AM ET (US)
Hands down: No ramp, I mean no ramp is more entertaining to watch then the ramp in South Miami, Florida "Black Point". During the summer this ramp is a nightmare, the people are totally inconsiderate of each other and do not care what others think. This ramp has now required the local law enforcement (Metro Dade Police) to station two officers (mostly weekends) there for the traffic problems and fights. It also does not help that next door is a marina that houses and puts boats in and out. Then to top it off gas/food is sold there that creates another boat traffic jam...So the circus includes the car traffic with not enough parking places, boat traffic ramp area to small, ramp escapades of the in and out, fuel dock jocking, and waiting to get your boat in from the marina, and the inevitable people running in to each other with their boats and engines not starting... And from a standpoint (box seating) on the end of a dock you have a 360 degree view of everything that happens...You could sell tickets here... |
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